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When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(
When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.
John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.
Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.
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When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.
Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.
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a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers
ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker
PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.
My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.
Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.
See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!