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microphonic

adj. to describe hair that is curly, frizzy or afro like.

my hair gets really microphonic if i let it grow, I look like a microphone head.

by i_eat_paper September 20, 2005

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Microphones

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

We all put microphones in our ears!

by pychopath May 13, 2015

8πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Microphoned

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.

"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!

by SweetMaurine November 24, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Microphone

used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁

Haji, don't microphone the joint.

by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


microphone check

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

by Then8ie December 24, 2013

47πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Microphone Spamming

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

by BadolzoN July 13, 2008

45πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Microphone check

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.

Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

by all_good_daze June 15, 2019