adj. to describe hair that is curly, frizzy or afro like.
my hair gets really microphonic if i let it grow, I look like a microphone head.
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Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.
We all put microphones in our ears!
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During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"
Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"
Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!
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used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.π
Haji, don't microphone the joint.
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A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
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Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
"MUTE HIM"
"FFFFFF"
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Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.
Man sheβs trippinβ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!