milk jug dick

This is quite the legendary penis that you'll be happy to come across. This kind of cock is extremely large in size, and when you pop that willy you can expect to get cum fire hosed into your face. Typically this cock can fill up a milk jug in the maximum of 3 seconds.

Tim: Put the money in the fucking bag!
Jerry: Or what...

Tim: *drops pants and reveals milk jug dick*
Jerry: (under breath) Holy Fuck, we're screwed...

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backup milk jug

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?

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Male Milk Jug

noun: a man's loose anus full of cum.

That dude has loaded male milk jug

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milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

Milk Jug

(verb)-(to, Milk Jug)To cum in someone's anus. It can be used in either Heterosexual, or Gay sex (Besides female on female intercourse, of course).

Damn, that boy is fine as hell. I want to Milk Jug his ass really bad.

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got milk jugs?

Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.

(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)

I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.

"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.

"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.

"You got milk jugs?", I queried.

"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.

I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."

He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."

I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"

(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)

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milk jugs

a female with very large tits

person A: "damn, did you see the milk jugs on that girl?"
person B: "hell yeah, I would totally do her! "