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A usually lurid or obscence personal saying by which some individuals live their lives. This is to be strongly discouraged.
Famous Un-Mottos:
"Every hole's a
goal"
"Get there before the hair"
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The Yorkshireman's motto is an important motto and sums up what us Yorkshire folk think of the rest of Britain
it goes as follows;
You can see all
'ear all
say nowt
You can eat all
sup all
and pay nowt
An' if tha ivver does owt fer nowt
allus does it fer thissen
and to cap it all
If it's not from Yorkshire,
It's shite
The Yorkshireman's motto can be used only by folk who were born an' bred in Yorkshire
This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.
Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.
Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!
He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.
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When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."
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the cash money motto is to drink till you throw up. Made popular by the song "bling bling." lyrics are as follows.
Hit the club light tha bitch up
The Cash Money motto we got to drank til we throw up
"we will be embodying the cash money motto tonight!"
"Paris and Rachel know all about the cash money motto"
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Like any other powerfull group, we have a "motto." and our motto is FOR GLORY, FOR HONOR, AND MOSTLY FOR THE DUTCH CLAN!!!!!!!
Like in the 1955 dutch war aggainst the Honorable Greek clan, The famous dutch general Hagenswerseinherber said, for glory, for honor, and mostly, FOR THE DUTCH CLAN!!!
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"Jump into a lifeboat"
The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").
In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.
The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?
"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
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