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‘Muffet’ meaning ‘total lack of ability to google a subject someone doesn’t know ANYTHING (EVEN BASIC) ABOUT and yet, a subject on which they have a remarkably strong opinion’
-Breast milk ain't even vegan smfh
+Number 1 MUFFET OF THE DAY
Vaginal afro so outta control, all you can think of is Bert & Ernie.
That chick is so freakin raggedy, I bet she's got hella muffet.
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Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...
Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...
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A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.
Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?
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A chick who likes muff diving.
My sister and I had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gone, and I was really hoping to score. I got her into the guestroom, and went to the bathroom to freshen up.
While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.
It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!
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A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.
Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.
Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.
Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.