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Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.
That bitch just muffed me.
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When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.
Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.
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to high five someone's face aggressively
damn! he just muffed the bartender!
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to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.
I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.
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When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
Your life got muffed
You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
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Another word for fucked.
"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".
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