My wife's boyfriend

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.

My wife's boyfriend is cool!

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Fuck My Wife

A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief

Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come

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Urkel my wife

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

Where is my wife!?

A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.

Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?

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fuck my wife

an exclaimation of frustration or horror.

She just shit on my dick?! FUCK MY WIFE!

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My wife's son

A term used to identify a cuck in public.

When a cuck is speaking all chant "My wife's son My wife's son"

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Sarah My Wife

The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.

Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.

Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.

Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.

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