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Neymar is an effective and safe way to fall.
As the pickup truck came to a slow stop, he jumped out and Neymared.
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A diver who should be a swimmer.
Neymar is really good at swimming!
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to roll over the floor like your having a drunk seizure when a person tries to do something with you. Then to cry like 2-month old toddler who just crapped their pants
Sergio Ramos was awoken by toast, he rolled over the floor and did a neymar
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Some mistaken him for a professional dancer doing the worm but that's just his play style.
Neymar the flopper
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A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.
Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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the most beautiful man to ever walk on earth. he is an amazing futbol player and deserves a worldcup.
max: WOW NEYMAR JR IS SO FINE!
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When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.
Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."
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