Olive Garden

What slow students hear when a teacher mentions oligarchy during a lecture.

So is Polybius saying Rome was a democracy or an Olive Garden?

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Olive Garden

An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.

If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.

Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!

Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?

Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden

Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?

Tom- Where at?

Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden

Tom- You faggot

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Olive garden

When you pour olive oil on your breadstick and shove it in a freshly tossed salad then pull out and "grate your cheese" all over them, then before you're done, you slap your half limp noodle on their ass and pronounce it "Al dente!"

Steve: dude I totally took her to Olive garden if you know what I mean!

Graham: nice!

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Olive Garden

Definition:

To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.

I love it when my girl gives it an Olive Garden, while giving me head!

Olive Garden

American food for an Ameircan resturant.

Dumbfuck: I'm feelin' sophisticated tonight, lets get some Italian.
Other Guy: All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...

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Olive Garden

The realm of unlimited breadsticks. These breadsticks have a mystical energy that emit from them that forces your body to proceed to consume breadsticks repeatedly against your will.

Boomer: Lets go to Olive Garden Later!

Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.

Olive Garden

Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!

In olive garden they put cheese on you salade: we'd never do!

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