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short for "Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery"
usually used by oral surgeons.
OMFS is what happens when your wisdom teeth are removed.
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Abbreviation of Oh My Fucking Science, secular variant of OMFG.
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An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
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short for "Oh My Fucking Satan"
usually used by losers
"OMFS pants with zippers that go nowhere are awesome!"
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An acronym for "oh my fucking stars", OMFS is commonly uttered by buttpirates, furfaggots, and neckbearded basement-dwellers to express surprise.
The neckbearded may also use "OMFS" as an acronym for "oh my fucking science" or "oh my fucking Satan" because "stars" are perceived as insufficiently secular, despite the fact that neckbeards believe that our molecules came from exploding stars, and that monkeys and fish fucked each other to create yo bitchass.
Although "OMFS" is generally used to express surprise, atheists also use it to express their hatred of christfags and our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Of Nazareth.
Yes, that Jesus Christ.
OMFS! Let's have teh gay buttsects!
OMFS! Did you see that furry's throbbing, black furcock?!
OMFS! Dawkins damn it.
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"OMS" "On My Soul" OMFS" On My Fuckin Soul" Another word for putting something on your soul. You dead ass tho, so you gotta put that "fuckin" in there, cuz you serious.
Me: I'm breakin up with you
Bae: Riiiight
Me: OMFS, I'm breakin up with yo dumb ass, TF
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The Saying Of "Oh My Fizzy Soda" Created By Someone Named Sabastian. Commonly used when suprised!
Guy 1 : Oh My god! I just found a 100$ bill!
Guy 2 : OMFS!
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