ork

(n.)A variation of "Orc."

That is, a man-sized, mythological monster possesing strength, ugliness, and unpleasant disposition, first coined by J.R.R. Tolkien as a word for goblin in his works _The Lord of the Rings_ and _The Silmarillion_; GOBLIN

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ork

noun: a hideous creature who prays on asians, harassing them for attention, sex, and deli sandwiches. *when angered, orks have a tendency to dance in their underwear.

nadia, stop being such an ork! leave that poor asian alone!

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Ork

A synonym to Energy, Lust, Will power, Etc.
"Ork" or "Orka" is the Swedish word for all of the above.... And a lot shorter. An expression within its self.
"i don't have the ork"
Can be used in multiple different ways.

Pronounced like "or" with a "K" at the end of it. Just like the Orc's in Lord of the rings.

Example 1.
Jessica: Daniel do you want to come over and watch a movie?
Daniel: No i don't have the ork to come over.

Example 2.
Mike: John do you want to play football?
John: Na, just don't have the ork.

Example 3.
Anne: Fuck me now!
Marie: My tongue is to tired from this morning and i have been working all day. Orka....

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Ork

screw in a bizarre manner

they thought he was a cow orker, but he was just a yes-man.

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ORK

MADE FER FIGHTIN' AND WINNIN, YA BLOODY GIT!

ORKZ WAS MADE TA FIGHT AND WIN! WAAAAAAAAAGH!

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ork

Giant dumb green oaf.
Contrary to what films may have you believe, the ork is not a mythical beast, but is anyone who displays extremely uncouth behaviour, i.e. spitting in public, displaying pride at ones bodly excretions, having a blatant disregard for society,laws and acceptable behaviour, or eating ones offspring in public.

Packs of orks congrigate in public areas to intimidate local residents.

Two female Orks were overheard conversing about one of their offspring, one tastefully remarked : "HE CAME OUTTA YOUR CUNT!"
The likely meaning is: "You gave birth to the child in question"

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Ork

verb, transitive. To figuratively emasculate someone; to dominate and humiliate him. Taken from "orchiectomy," which is surgery to remove a testicle. Coined in 2012 by Washington Post columnist Gene Weingarten.

"Man, the Yankees sure orked the Sox last night."

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