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1. The cum or 'jism' of a portly man who has at some point been to Africa.
2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.
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Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa
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Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag
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A tasty treat made during anal sex. Consists of fecal matter and semen. After orgasm, get the reciever to hunch over and let the tasty surprise pour from their anus into a glass for easy drinking.
If you think seeing somebody on the street with a milk moustache is funny, imagine seeing somebody with a paste moustache! (I was so embarassed...)
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When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
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Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.
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Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.
My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
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Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
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serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.
Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?
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