peanut butter

A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.

OR

Butter with peanuts in.

"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*

"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"

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peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

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peanut butter

A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.

":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"

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peanut butter

slang for "piss boner"

since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense

this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code

Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"

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peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

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peanut butter

(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.

Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.

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peanut butter

Anal sex; butt sex; the butt secks

i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend

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