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poptard

As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"

Britney Spears is a poptard

by pogmotoin January 18, 2008


poptard

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing

a black asian jewish gay is a poptard

by emii September 19, 2007


Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 04, 2015


Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 May 31, 2018


Poptard

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

by LOLmonkey February 03, 2008


Poptard

One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

by Schween D'Borscht November 03, 2007


Poptard

Verb.

To shoot a retard.

Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.

Nick: Ya, totally.

by Happy Face Man September 28, 2008