As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"
Britney Spears is a poptard
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one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing
a black asian jewish gay is a poptard
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When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.
Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!
Liam: He looked so stupid!
Harry: He was totally Poptarded
The father to an unintelligent person.
βHow disappointed are your parents that you are their kidβ
βNot as much as you think. Dad has accepted that heβs a poptard.β
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1. Someone who can't eat poptarts
2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.
Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!
Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!
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One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.
Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."
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Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.
Nick: Ya, totally.
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