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Pornado

When you are searching throw porn and start clicking links and end up falling to something completely random.

Holy Fuck dude. Was looking for mold porn but a pornado got me and I was swept away to dwarves. Wired gap ever.

by Serum76 January 10, 2016

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Pornado

You know what you are going home to do. You open 7 different porn tabs and pre load them. Midgets, lesbians, squirting, gagging, granny, trans and homemade. Prepared to assault yourself.

I fired up an epic pornado last night. My hand hurts and I can't pee properly.

by Wingaz November 7, 2019


Pornado

The act of being high on methamphetamine and going on a porn spree, usually till the sun comes up.

I just went on a pornado now my dick needs a cast.

by Fishersprice December 29, 2018

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Pornado

the torrent of viruses that completely wrecks your computers
Ex: My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!

My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!

by Hunnydawg July 12, 2011

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Pornado

(pawr-ney-doh) short form of Porn Tornado.

A sexual move performed by the female partner whereby she lines up in the cowgirl position and lowers herself onto the erect penis with a circular motion. Can also be performed in the reverse cowgirl position.

Murk: "How did your date go last night?"

Paul: "Dude, she did the Pornado, how do you think it went?"

by lancetightpants June 1, 2011

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Pornado

When your computer monitor is relentlessly spammed with porno pop ups.

I googled bukkake and was hit with a cat 5 pornado.

by Giz monkey deluxe October 14, 2017

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Pornado

A tornado that went through a potato field and is now a moving swirling mass of potato hell.

I came to see a tornado only to be hit by a pornado.

by Daddysama69 October 10, 2023

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