When you are searching throw porn and start clicking links and end up falling to something completely random.
Holy Fuck dude. Was looking for mold porn but a pornado got me and I was swept away to dwarves. Wired gap ever.
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You know what you are going home to do. You open 7 different porn tabs and pre load them. Midgets, lesbians, squirting, gagging, granny, trans and homemade. Prepared to assault yourself.
I fired up an epic pornado last night. My hand hurts and I can't pee properly.
The act of being high on methamphetamine and going on a porn spree, usually till the sun comes up.
I just went on a pornado now my dick needs a cast.
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the torrent of viruses that completely wrecks your computers
Ex: My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!
My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!
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(pawr-ney-doh) short form of Porn Tornado.
A sexual move performed by the female partner whereby she lines up in the cowgirl position and lowers herself onto the erect penis with a circular motion. Can also be performed in the reverse cowgirl position.
Murk: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "Dude, she did the Pornado, how do you think it went?"
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When your computer monitor is relentlessly spammed with porno pop ups.
I googled bukkake and was hit with a cat 5 pornado.
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A tornado that went through a potato field and is now a moving swirling mass of potato hell.
I came to see a tornado only to be hit by a pornado.
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