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That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.
Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"
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Applicable to males only. When you go to jail for whatever reason, approximately 8 people gang up on you to de-virginize you. They get a knife and slice the skin between your nuts and your asshole, and start having sex there. The prison gynecologist must sow you up, which is just more welcoming for your new friends.
Frank was sent to the penetentiary and got prison pussy from his inmates.
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Your ASSHOLE BITCH belongs to STRAIGHT LACE NICK.
Hey bend over , no lube ever , going in dry , rememer this math problem before I FUCK the SHIT OUT OF YOU ANAL ALAN and that is HOMOSEXUAL PUSSY = PRISON PUSSY and not the other way around , got that!!!!!
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Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.
When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.
Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison