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A powerful, slow computer programming language that strangles other programming languages by virtue of it's ease of use and shallow learning curve. Computers understand it about as well as most people understand assembly language and only manage to execute it about 10x slower than assembly language or 4x slower than Java.
It's 2069 and Microsoft is proud to announce the launch of Windows 20, the first and only groundbreaking operating system written entirely in Python. Minimum system requirements: 1TB of ram and 20GHZ CPU, 2TB and 30GHZ recommended.
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A very large and thick snake, often living inside ones pants. The species "Matt Trainotti" is especially known for its singular focus on the fertilization of female eggs. Once fertilized, the leaves the protection of the eggs to the female and moves on to another female. Is highly sought after by female snakes, and is well known to have a craving for alcohol.
"He has a Trainotti python is his pants! Wow! No wonder all the girls love him!" "Looks like he blacked out again. Must be of the 'Trainotti' species."
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Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.
Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.
The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.
Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.
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A cousin of the term Anaconda, the word Python also refers to a dick.
Someone who says they like Python is actually trying to hint to you that they enjoy dick.
As a statement of truth: "I have a huge-ass Python"
As a pickup line: "My python's very happy to see you"
As a euphemism for liking dick: "I like Python"
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Monstrous, possibly apocryphal constrictor snake alleged to dwarf both the prehistoric Titanoboa and the supposed Amazonian Megaconda. Claimed to grow to 200ft in length and several feet thick. Name derives from a fusion of python and Terminator (James Cameron film franchise). Thought to frequent Polynesia.
The Pythonator could be capable of devouring whole elephants
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