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The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
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The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.
"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"
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A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).
Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!
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Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"
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An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!
Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!
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A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
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It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.
Did you see that!?
See what?
Raptor Laser Jesus!
You mean Raptor Jesus?
*FaicPalm*
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