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papas ricotta cheesecake

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.

Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz

by CelineeeeDion May 3, 2018


Charles River Ricotta

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

by jcer1 February 15, 2022

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Ricotta Shoe Panties

When your girls Pusshy stank so bad, it smells like old ricotta that’s been left out in a an internet hobo’s shoe.

SnailPole: Man that chick in twitter… her pussy stank!!

Kev: Yeah… she got them Ricotta Shoe Panties thing going on., but you know dudes on twitter be snorting that trashgash up.

by KevinIsInsideU August 8, 2023


ricotta balls

Balls that are covered in chunky white discharge from an STD.

Cindy gave me the clap. The antibiotics haven't kicked in yet, I've got some chunky ricotta balls now.

by thomatime November 3, 2017


mexican ricotta

A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.

guy: you want some of my mexican ricotta?
that's all that's it

by rye bread 536 February 7, 2020


Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis April 7, 2018