thug rife

Description of the life of rich suburban white kids with too much time on their hands pretending that they live in the harsh ghetto.

Defining characteristic is driving around a shitty rice rocket and annoying the piss out of everyone with a job and a brain.

*brooooooooom* (the sound of a loud-as-fuck rice rocket roaring through the parking lot of a starbucks)

A: Mother fucking assholes... they're going to hit all of what? 65mph before those rims fly off?

B: Bah, they think they're living the thug rife. THUG RIFE 4 EVA! Dumb shits.

*crash* Sound of ricer plowing into the back of an 18 wheeler.

A: I love Darwin.

10👍 4👎

bike rifing

Origin: Seattle
Carrying your bike around on your car bike rack when you have no intention of riding it. The act of posing as a bicyclist.

I was crusin' the mall doing a little bike rifing, hoping to pick up some athletic chicks

all my rife

its be a slang sayin be like my life aka rife be rough as shit ya feel me

all my rife.....dey tryna keep me down rife rifters rife rifters uhh uhhhhh

Matt Rife

Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘

I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!

Matt Rife

sexiest man alive and funniest man alive

Matt Rife is hot!

Rife

a very special person who is mentally physically not there and needs help with daily activities and can’t afford anything

I can’t do up my pant Zipper can you help me out?
of course rife i’ll do up your zipper