Scalloped

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.

I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!

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Scallop

Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!

Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."

Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."

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Scallops

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.

SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!

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Scallop

A shaved pussy

She shaves her pussy so much it is a fresh scallop

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Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.

Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."

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what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

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vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.

I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.