Schwanz

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?

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schwanze

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

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Schwanz

Pennsylvania Dutch slang word for "penis." Verb form, schwanse, means "to cheat."

Sie hot mich am Schwanz lutsche gewelle.
She wanted to suck me on my Schwanz.

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raw [schwanz]

a circumsized penis, raw refers to the look of a bellend with no schmuck

That guy got rabbi'ed so now he has a raw schwanz

Schwanz Mac

A word invented in Austria that only Afghan people can say it can literally mean anything.

That food tasted like Schwanz Mac.
Abdul you fucking Schwanz Mac.

chody schwanz

A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.

"Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz".
"Yeah, he's chody schwanz."

Beav-Schwanz

Taken literally, it is the merge of the two words Beaver and Schwanz.
Beaver, meaning "the pudenda of a woman"...and Schwanz meaning "male organ of copulation".

In an abstract way it could be like the Chinese dualistic philosophy of yin and yang.

This could be a way to describe a She-Male's private parts:

"Hey dude, check out his-her sexy Beav-Schwanz."

or

"This man-woman is suffering from Beav-Schwanz Envy"

Abstract Example:

"He/She's like my yin to my yang, my 6 to my 9, my Beav-Schwanz..."

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