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A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.
I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.
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German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)
Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".
My Schwanz is getting hard.
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German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.
"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."
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German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....
like getting a dirty Maccy D's;
......'Schwanz very much'
...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'
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The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.
Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz?
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted
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Someone unworthy of being called anything else.
That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.
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