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On a competition reality show, going to break at a critical moment, so named because Ryan Seacrest does it so well and so often on the Grandaddy of all reality shows, American Idol.
I swear to God, look at how the Biggest Loser is obviously Seacresting this weigh-in!
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verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.
adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.
noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.
synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."
use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."
use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
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The act of eliminating people, like Ryan Seacrest does on American Idol. Like if you got a girl that's acting up, or fake friends. Yo ass better start Seacresting!
Guy: Man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. Then my girl just cheated on me. I don't know what to do.
Oliver: Fool, you betta start Seacresting them hoes.
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Nickname for Jon Evans, An RA in New South Hall, 1st Floor, Georgetown University.
Yo, Seacrest totally broke up the party in my room last night.
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The act of copying something and calling it innovative and original.
Hey, let's Ryan Seacrest It by copying the BlackBerry Q10 keyboard design and retrofitting it onto an iPhone.
The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".
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Pulling a Seacrest is when a guy masturbates in front of a mirror and is aroused by his own image.
Ryan Seacrest is so in love with himself he masturbates in front of a mirror naked pulling his mini-Seacrest. Now that's pulling a Seacrest!