Shap

The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.

"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"

"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."

"Oh...you mean a Shap."

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shap

Abbreviation of the word Shaperone. Usually used by 8-12 year olds (annoying ones) going through the preliminary stage of social development. See tweens. Intended to be a hip cryptic expression. Pertains to "parties," fieldtrips, and various other celebrations.

Loser Kid 1: "Hey Teddy, I went to a sweet party yesterday."
Loser Kid 2: "Nifty!"
Loser Kid 1: "Yeah, tell me about it, there were only five 'shaps' it was off the heezy."
Loser Kid 2: "Sounds spiffy."
Loser Kid 1: "Totally, there were enough juice boxes for every 6th grader in the world! We partied until 3 in the afternoon!!!"
Loser Kid 2: "WOW!"

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Shap

Stands for She Has A Penis. Used to point out a girl with a man-ish apeal. Also used as a noun. When used as a noun it means a girl who might have a penis or looks like a man

Shap at 12 o'clock!

My new boss looks like a Shap.

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Shapped

Getting absolutely and utterly smashed by an indecent consumption of alcohol.

Last night we got so shapped

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Shap

A funny mispronunciation from Austin, also it sounds funny big sussy amogus

It sounds like a shap

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Shap

Shap is a combination between Shut and Up. As in the popular phrase; "Shut up."

Will you please shap?

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Shap

The polygon pixels in gross horror games that visually describe shower mold and or shampoo residue

“That shower is so damp and dark I hope there are no googlies about to jump scare me”
“I think that’s the world renound shap mold”
“What the actual fuck does that fucking mean”
“Shat. Lol.”