shildoe

shit in a condom & freeze it, than use it as a dildoe

im gonna go use my homemade shildoe

Shildo

Short for "shit dildo"

Joe: "Did you hear what Aiden was texting in the group chat last night?"

Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."

Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."

Shildo

A 'buy it now' eBay listing that is designed to fuck someone as the price is based on a previously shilled auction.

"Dude, that previous comp was a fake sale, you paid way too much for that card. You got shildo'd bro"

shildo

When actively pooping and a segment of your feces is too dense and of increasing diameter so that you begin to panic as your rectum struggles to dilate wide enough to pass the shit dildo aka “shildo”. Usually occurs due to eating too much fat and protein in a meal.

I almost fainted from the shildo I just passed in the bathroom.