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From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with okra!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger, it's served with okra!"
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This used surely to be the sign of a marksman. He would shoot out the lights by shooting the wicks of the candles in a chandelier - and the trick was to do it without touching the wax.
Hence it has come to mean extreme accuracy - even in children ball games.
Kevin Durant in Turkey 2010 basketball world championship really did shoot the lights out!
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Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.
I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.
v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
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something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"
Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...
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A popular phrase from the movie "A Chiristmas Story" that is first heard by Ralphie's mom when he asks her for a Red Ryder bb gun.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
"Oh, no! I shot my eye out!"
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