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when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
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A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.
As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.
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(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.
"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*
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The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.
Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.
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When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.
Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!
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when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body
damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...
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When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.
See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!
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