Smartphone

A device which is either touch screen or has a micro QWERTY keyboard, Touch screen versions are designed to open the wrong application at the slightest touch requiring you to then spend twice as long closing the application down thus wasting time.Also prone to being covered in finger prints.

QWERTY keyboard smartphones are designed for people with pins for fingers, anyone with big manly hands usually presses several keys at once.Designed to slow you down to be more precise.

Smartphones types:
Nokia C6-01, HTC Wildfire, Samsung Galaxy s and Iphone are touchscreen
Most Blackberry phones and a few Nokia and some Samsungs have QWERTY mini keyboards/pads.

28👍 17👎

Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

Smartphoning

Surfing the world wide web on your smart phone while pooping.

Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.

5👍 2👎

smartphone

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

65👍 104👎

smartphone

The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s

Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard

Smartphone

Smartphone
A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) is a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack: Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

smartphone

A useless, flat, rectangular prism that can do nothing better than a brick except break.

Throw that smartphone into the trash can!

2👍 1👎