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Homosexual vampire, produces odd light when in contact with the sun.
Have you seen "Twilight". Yeah that Edward is a complete sparkler.
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While performing the Bottle Rocket during sexual intercourse, do not release the girl's hair. This will cause her to, upon launch, spin out to which ever side you pull her. While at the height of the launch let go of her hair and watch her spin through the air. Best if performed on petite chicks as to get the most distance, height, and amusement from the launch.
See Bottle Rocket
A "I did a bottle rocket the other night"
B "Me too, but I held onto her hair"
A "Sweet, Sparkler!"
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You jerk off with hand sanitizer, and as you’re about to cum you light your dick on fire
Bro 1:you have a lighter?
Bro 2: for what?
Bro 1: I’mna have a sparkler
Bro 2: Oh ok then
Bro 1: Happy 4th of July
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A noun that is used to illustrate the desirability of a woman's vagina. If she is said to be "adorned with sparklers", then you know that she's amazing in bed.
"Bitch, I ain't playin'. My pussy be spinnin' rims and adorned with sparklers!"
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When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.
Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.
Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.
Me: Rough, bro.
The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display
All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.
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