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Yo da blunt is out... give me da sparkler.
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A sparknotes user, who is ussually funny, smart, and hates twilight in everyway.
they BAM! posts, repeat Auntie Sparknotes's advice, and worship the words of widsom of Dan Bregstein.
Most like Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, and GOOD LITERATURE, and also think that nerds rule the world.
See:
"I also wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter until about 5th grade, though for a different reason. My parents had already read the first few books and they were afraid that if I did, then I would start trying to run through walls...or something like that."
- Halloween Friday awards, comment by SamRaven2
"When I saw the confirmation that the googly-eyed maniacs were present in this post, my jaw dropped and then I bounced up and down in my chair...
...and then realized that this might be a slightly unhealthy obsession."
- kat's Illustrated Guide to Kissing, comment by nightshade5509
going in for a pull at 500 mph, i bet that's how harry potter got his scar, the whole "killing curse" nonsense was just a cover-up story
-Kat's Illustrated Guide to kissing, comment by Libbylove22
yes.
We Rule. We are nerds. We are awesome in everyway. JUST GO WITH IT!
Sparkler one:"Is that a Friward? For me?! Really?!" *stares at school computer*
Sparkler two: "You're a sparkler too!?!?!?! Have you read the latest Think Tank? I'm in Phi Beta Dagger now!"
Sparkler one: "Congrats! may the jetpacking werewolves find you one day!" *tackle hugs sparkler two*
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You cum on a girl's face and throw glitter on it afterwards
Your face is shimmering now that I've shot my wad on it!
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A guy who is very flambouyant.
"Damn, your such a sparkler!"
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That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.
Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.
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another word for a "Gay-Homo-lesbo"!!!!!
"that girl was checkin out my ass....what a fuckin sparkler"
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A MATCHING SET OF single-action trigger pull REVOLVERS . A GUN RAPPER WILL INCORPORATE THE SLANG TERMS SPARKS AND SPARKLERS INTO A BATTLE VERSE FOR ITS EASILY ADAPTIVE METAPHORIC WORDPLAY. . "LETTING SPARKS FLY LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SITE" or " "HIT YO SPOT AT NIGHT, LOOK LIKE IM WAVING ROMAN CANDLES !" :0
- DAYUM, he sparkling niggas
THIS HOUSE PARTY LOOKS DANGEROUS LETS BOUNCE. FOO YOU TRIPPIN. THIS IS MY NEPHEW BIRTHDAY PARTY AINT NO GUNS INVOLVED, ONLY SPARKLERS YOU GON SEE IS FIREWORKS.