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Noun; A combination of spit (saliva) and jizz. Normally associated with sluts.
She got spizz all over my sheets.
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She got spizz all over my pillow.
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Aka a "floor rat", someone who spent most of the 90s-00s working on one of the Chicago trading floors before trading was moved to electronic markets.
Spizzes usually have raw vocal cords from years of screaming in the pits and a permanent neck twitch caused by constantly having to adjust their jacket collar.
The uniform of a typical spizz is a CME floor clerk's jacket, flannel shirt, and black jeans.
"We interviewed four guys for this opening we had. Three were very well presented, but the last guy was a total spizz."
When you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you've slowly been jizzing in them.
Chuck: Hey, Rob, what's with that huge stain on your groin?
Robert: I snorted so many amphetamines I've been spizzing all day!
Rob: What is this 'spizzing' you speak of?
Chuck: Discharging in my pants abundantly, of course.
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Verb. To ejaculate into the anus, lick out the semen, and sipt it into the mouth of the passive partner. Usually occurs at the end of homosexual intercourse without condom. Sipzzing can, however, occur between a heterosexual couple.
Look at those guys spizzing on the internet.
Het, baby, let me spizz you with my hot sticky man juice.
Yeah, I spizzed him, but it didn't taste too good.
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spizz cough- (can be used as a noun or verb) when a bitch developes a cough from seamen sitting in her throat. A spizz cough can lead to sore throat, nausia, bad breath, or loss of appetite, if the case is severe enough. To cure a spizz cough, swallow whole piece of wheat bread, if that doesn't work, give up being a slut until symptoms pass. The word "spizz" combines the words "spit" and "jizz"
Yesterday in school, frank had a bad spizz cough.
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When your girl is too much of a pussy and spits out the cum; that's spizz.
Mary, remember when you spizzed last night? Pussy.
A mixture of saliva and ejaculate that occurs during oral sex.
"Sally gave me such a great blow job the other night! The amount of spizz really made for an excellent experience.''