when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
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When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.
Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!
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The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
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The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle
Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!
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A girl, who is able to squirt. The female is able to gush a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm.
- I think I am in a dry spell, I didn't get lucky at all again last night... how about you?
I caught myself a Squirtle last night!
- Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :(
Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime
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The act of spitting your significant other's juices at them after they reach climax.
" So last night after my girlfriend squirted in my mouth I poked my head up and pulled a Squirtle on her "
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When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.
Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him
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