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The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".
The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".
However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.
The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.
The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.
"You definately have your statis now."
"You have all the statis."
"I need to get my statis."
"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."
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The plural form for Facebook status updates.
'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'
'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'
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Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway
Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!
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dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.
the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.
the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.
look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...
''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''
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The term used for when facebook users put an "is" before their status even if it's grammatically incorrect or makes no sense whatsoever.
Example of a Statis:
Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!
Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!
Jamal is OMG
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A cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. Some staties are caring and are 'team players'. The other staties just want to act like egotistical pricks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king shit hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the 'real' criminals off the streets.
"Engine 5 off at that MVC, we've got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the hell away from the car before someone gets hurt."
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One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.
Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.
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