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Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.
I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.
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I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.
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A Boston slang term for a State Trooper.
Some statie pulled me over last night... He was a wicked asshole.
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A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.
"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."
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The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".
The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".
However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.
The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.
The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.
"You definately have your statis now."
"You have all the statis."
"I need to get my statis."
"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."
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The plural form for Facebook status updates.
'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'
'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'
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pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).
dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?
fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.
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