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STEEL RESERVES 211 FOR LIFE!!! hard ass fkcin brew... here in tha 209 we drink that shit like everyday. in tallies and 40's alongside them OE's and mickeys! cuz we cant be affording heinekens all tha time!! FUCKS U UP FOR CHEAP!!!! THAZ HOW US BROKE NIGGAZ DO!
drinkin it as i type this... brewed for hella long and taste like piss buh gets the job done and for cheap.. ANYONE who drinks 211 knows wat im talkin bout.....
me: damn nigga i want some brew
godbro: letz get some 211
*walks outta sto wit 4 tallies of steel reserve for $5*
-1 hour later-
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
godbro: yup
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A Cheap ass Malt liquor commonly known as 211. The price for a 40 is about 2.50 or less .211 is in a class w/ OE an Hurricanes for a person w/ pocket change an needs a fix me upper.Two or more your going to have yourself a violent night.
Me & my friend drank two Steel Reserves then drove to the races which didnt happen so we raced my car down a street reaching 95mph then we stopped to talk to a guy which we ended up starting a fight w/ this guy over a Cigarette.
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Type of malt liquor designed for the economical drunkard. Eight point one percent alcohol. Its primary drinkership (is that even a word?) is composed of people who either aren't aware of St. Ides or got to the store after it was sold out. It is literally the worst tasting beer/malt liquor in the world. It literally tastes like medicine, which is fitting, since it's often used by street gutter drunks as a treatment for delirium tremens.
Shit, they're out of St. Ides. Now I have to buy this shitty-ass Steel Reserve that tastes like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and has .1% less ABV, to boot.
the most vile alcohol on the face of this planet
"what does it taste like? dirt?"
"no it tastes like steel reserve"
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Steel Reserve is a low-quality, low-prestige, low-dignity malt beverage. Purchasing Steel Reserve is often an act of desperation by would-be drinkers in times of economic hardship. Aside from drinking cleaning solvents, Steel Reserve is perhaps the cheapest possible way to exit this reality. Its combination of astonishingly low price and extraordinarily high alcohol content has made it popular among both bums and young people.
Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood, Steel Reserve can now be found in supermarkets, liquor stores, and lying sideways next to unconscious transients all across America. Although notably foul tasting, this is a drink that will take you where you want to go (quickly and cheaply). At $.99 a tallboy, I find it possible to get drunk on the amount of change found under the couch, without even having to look in my car’s ashtray.
The Steel Reserve logo is a stylized number 211, which aside from being an ancient symbol for steel, is also the penal code # for armed robbery. It’s likely that steel reserve has been the inspiration for many a convenience store jacking. Poor judgment and personal injury are notoriously correlated with the consumption of Steel Reserve. The drink’s harsh flavor effectively masks the high alcohol content, leaving the drinker confused as to how much he has actually consumed. Even experienced drinkers get into trouble when partying with the 2-1-1.
Dude1: “Man, you look like shit, what happened to your face?”
Dude2: “I hit up the Steel Reserve last night.”
Dude1: “ah” *nods in understanding* (as if no further explanation is needed)
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Probably the cheapest way to get your ass drunk, Steel Reserve is a "High Gravity Lager" with an aprox. 9% alcohol content.
It really isn't safe to drink more than a forty, not because of alcohol poisoning, but the fact that your drunk ass is going to go pull something stupid.
Most people say it tastes horrible, but I personally like the taste. Probably the best forty you can buy for around two dollars.
Dude, me and Austin both drank two Steel Reserves last night and got it into our drunk ass heads that it would be fun to do donuts in the Walmart parking lot.
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I drank two 40oz Steel Reserves and I was so fucked up I tried to eat asphalt for dinner, on purpose, with a fork.
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