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take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"
who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit
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A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.
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A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
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When you ice your dick for 2 hours and then tease a girls pussy with it.
Yeah i fuckin freaked the shit out of this girl when i pulled out my surfboard and rode an antartic surfboard.
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It means a girl grinding on a guys dick
I was ridding on that surfboard last night.
Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.
Typically used the morning after the party is over.
Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."
Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"
Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"
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Can be purchased at All Things Surf Store at Miami and Orlando beaches. Is considered "cool" for guys. Makes you go faster than a regular board. Best for intermediate surfers only. Description: Flaming hot surfboard that'll blast you away. Get ready for an awesome ride on the Flamingz Surfboard. By All Things Surf Store. AWESOME RIDE!
"I think Flamingz Surfboards are intresting. Not quite as exciting as they look, but a cool, exciting ride....if you want a Flamingz Surfboard buy at All Things Surf Store." By Arianna Mongalit.
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