Tach

Singular of plural adjective for the sexiest male.
Also noun for sexiest man alive.

Tach guy is really tach.
That guy is tach.

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TACHE

Home Schooled. Conservative. Large families, 15 or more children. Often seen carrying swords, violins, or younger siblings. Most often in the southern states.

"Look at all those TACHE kids."

Or

"Don't go all TACHE on me!"

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Tach Out

To rev an engine out past the reading capabilities of it's tachometer. This often happens in built 4 cylinder engines that have been designed to rev past normal engine limits, sometimes past 11,000 RPMs. This problem is often resolved by putting a monster 5" tach on the dash. Installing this equipment is also common among ricers who want their car to seem fast.

Damn son!!! I dropped a new built b18 in my EG hatch and I tach out everytime I hit the gas!!! Honda power!!!

I-Tach

A rhythm found in emergency departments, predominantly in the western and southwestern United States. "Tach" is slang for the prefix "tachy-", which means "abnormally rapid".

CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.

INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.

USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.

Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...

"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"

Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...

Tony... Dr. Kootersplat... Call a code and get the rash cart to Med-2 STAT... better get a splinter-removal tech down here, too... the lady just went into I-Tach.

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Boaby Tache

Scottish slang. An act of humiliation/sexual abuse, in which the perpetrator repeatedly slaps their 'boaby' (Scottish slang for penis) over the victims top lip such that it resembles a 'tache' (or tash, shortened from moustache).

"Aye David was being a wee dickhead the other night, so three of us pinned him doon and I boaby tached him an absolute belter!"

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tache only

When a man has just a moustache as facial hair, with no beard.

Whoa, look at that guy with tache only....he must be Canadian!

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Cum Tache

A home made facial, spaff tache - straight from the vainy love tree

(Adam) Im gonna shoot my load!!
(Kirsty)Wait put it on my lips and give me a cum tache!!

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