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The act of defecating onto another person, and wiping the faeces into a smooth surface across their body. At this point, it is popular to add "double yellow lines" of urine, or "white lines" of semen.
"Afsana enjoys tarmaccing with a horse"
"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"
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A word cherished by news corporations in the wake of any aviation incident that occurs at any airport. Tarmac refers to any paved area on an airport and usually replaces such words as apron, ramp, taxiway, or runway. Most of these areas are actually paved with concrete and not tarmac.
Passengers were left stranded for hours on the tarmac at Chicago O'Hare International Airport after the plane suffered engine problems.
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A word which gives much joy to news people, who think they have discovered what to call the hard surface where aircraft park at an airport. The correct term is "ramp".
Upon exiting Marine One and seeing the news cameras rolling, Bush strutted like Ronnie across the tarmac.
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Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...
Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina
A paved area, which is used to escape "run", "take-off" or "fly" from a lock down facility. The pavement generally consists of crushed material; such as, glass or stone, which is rolled with a mixture of bitumen and tar. Often mistaken for asphalt, this material is distinguished by loosened debris, which can be used for self-harm.
When staff members neglected to guard an open gate, the inmate "took-off" on the tarmac.
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Laying the 'black and brown' to create a nice even surface!
Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!
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An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.
Me and my girlfriend tried tarmacing last night.
I looked like a road after she was finished!
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