taxed

stolen. to have something taken from you without your permission or consent, and without the intention to be returned.

dam, someone broke into my house last night and taxed my T.V.

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Tax

Verb. - To steal.
Noun. (Taxer) - Thief

"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."

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taxes

Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'

1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!

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tax

To steal or take something.

A: Where did my pen go?
B: Ha! I taxed it!

C: I'm so going to tax those jeans from that (insert expensive store name here).

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taxes

A form of stealing made to sound good by the fact that a "majority" voted.

Paul didn't want to give up any more of his hard earned money but since Peter belonged to the majority he was able to get taxes raised.

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tax

legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)

fuck taxes.

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tax, taxed

Something that is excessively expensive.

"Man, those clothes are really taxed!"

"Well maybe you shouldn't be shopping at (insert expensive store)."

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