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Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.
Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.
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An act of manipulative or false-emotion put on in order to achieve the desired reaction from others, usually sympathy.
Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.
Hitlary sure put on that tearjerk act for the New Hampshire Primary Elections, just when everyone said she was seen as lacking emotion.
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Verb from: tearjerkate. To masturbate ferociously using your tears as lubricant.
In a sentence: "Patrick tearjerkated for 2 weeks straight after that girl Susan stood him up at Prom" "Tearjerkation is the only way Patrick can get off now"
To tearjerk
tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.
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A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.
Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.
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The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate
Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.
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When you cry while masturbating.
That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.
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