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the broadcasting of a moving picture
"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.
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My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.
My tv doesn't have on/off switch.
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The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv
if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight
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A device used for brainwashing
Don't eat everything you see in television
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1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.
2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
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A way of hypnotising your room mates
uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television
1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."
2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."
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