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muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

by itsjussme February 29, 2004

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the muffin man

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world

only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...

by dane garner March 8, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


the muffin man

he is 14 but 5 gay 5โ€™8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

by westonfuller fat April 4, 2020


The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

by Juke McKones May 5, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Man

lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee

Ahh, who could not love the products of the Muffin Man

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

63๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Man

/หˆmสŒfษชn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 7, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Man

A pimp or a man Prostitute.

The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.

by rambunctious1 December 8, 2010

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