noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;
Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.
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to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.
emma was flapjacking last night.
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"flapjacking!" (v.) - to engage in sexual interaction with another. (2) Usually follows cupcaking and/or cheesecaking.
I was flapjacking all night long with this FINE ass girl named mahlet!
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much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.
Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.
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the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids
i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.
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large breasts with the tendency to sag.
My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.
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βHunter almost flapjacked in the latest episode!β
βMy sanity is flapjacking right now.β
βDid you hear that they sentenced the serial flapjacker to the flapjack sentence?β
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