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flapjack

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

by Dan and Andrew December 21, 2008

155πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


flapjacking

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.

emma was flapjacking last night.

by ashannah March 3, 2010

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Flapjacking

"flapjacking!" (v.) - to engage in sexual interaction with another. (2) Usually follows cupcaking and/or cheesecaking.

I was flapjacking all night long with this FINE ass girl named mahlet!

by Mahlet, Sable December 7, 2006

36πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


flapjacks

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.

Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.

by jerkamiah666 April 30, 2007

74πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

26πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


flapjacks

large breasts with the tendency to sag.

My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.

by Edward the Great April 8, 2004

88πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Flapjack

To die.

β€œHunter almost flapjacked in the latest episode!”
β€œMy sanity is flapjacking right now.”
β€œDid you hear that they sentenced the serial flapjacker to the flapjack sentence?”

by the nusk October 16, 2022

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž