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The Gentleman's oath is as follows:
never fart on a man's balls
"you remember the oath i made you take a while ago? The Gentleman's Oath, i must now ask you to break it, Fart on Princess Kenny's balls douchebag"
-Eric Cartman
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The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised
"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"
"I'm down"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"
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A phrase of approval when you agree with something. Commonly used by Australians
"Tony Abbott is a wanker"
"Bloody Oath!"
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take oath means swear down for like traverlers gypsies or people grown up around them mainly used in kent maidstone area
Take oath on ya muvvaz life u neva took me catapult boy
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When one one vows that if there is weed in the area and offered to one they shall smoke it
Bro 1: hey bro wanna hit this blunt ?
Bro 2: shit dog I’m on a weed oath tonight so hell yeah
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Traditionally a blood oath was when one would shed their own blood(Cut yourself or something) and offer it onto a altar or whatever they believed right(sometimes a religious action) and swore to uphold a certain task, no matter what. Also it was when a person(s) would shed blood, usually they'd cut their hand and then shake hands in agreement to a task they swear to uphold.
More modernly it just means you swear to do something no matter what, and since it's a blood oath, modernly it means hurting or even killing others in oath, thus 'blood' oath, meaning blood would be shed in promise to the task, usually a phrase only used by mobsters and crooks.
The great samuraiKenji Setsuna bowed before the altar and cut his hand, offering blood, swearing to protect his people under any condition in belief before his God.
The Prince and his loyal Knight cut their palms and then shook hands, promising each other in a blood oath they'd never split apart.
Officer Eliot of the Chicago PD & Officer Hunter of the Seattle PD made a blood oath that whatever happens, they will stop crime in their city, willing to do whatever it takes to keep this oath.
Kingpin Chuck Norris told a footman of his black market empire that if he did not go through with the hit, he'd kill his family. The footman then made a blood oath, swearing he would.
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A Cum-Oath is like a Blood Oath expect it's a lot more extreme and important.
You would perform a Cum-Oath not when entering a marriage but before your death or when you're going off to war to die.
The Cum-Oath is performed by removing one fourth of one of your balls and sacrificing it to the Cum God and saying "I fucked a fairy in half."
You break the Cum-Oath by not believing in the power of cum, or not cuming daily.
It's time, I'm going off to war, I'll die here, It's time to perform a Cum-Oath. Said Micheal
A what...? Said John
Fool, you do not believe in the power of cum. Said Micheal
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