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When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.
At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.
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The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.
Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?
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elliott smith's first album and song on the album.
I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames
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When your loved one gracefully takes your balls in her mouth while hand stroking your jimmy at the precise moment of making a love puddle...
It's Father's Day and you know what that means; The Roman Candle
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When your fucking a girl standing up from behind, and you cum so hard it blasts her off your dick like a roman candle firework.
If one is skilled enough, they can actually emulate the action of a real roman candle and do this several times in a row (with a different girl each time of course, since the girl is usually injured on her way back down to earth)
dude#1: I was going at it doggy style with that girl from the bar last night, and I shit you not, i actually came so hard, that she "rocketed" off my dick and into the wall....is there even a name for that?
dude #2: holy shit dude! you perfectly executed the ROMAN CANDLE!!! you gotta show me how....
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This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.
"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."
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It's when u hypnotize a chick to instantly go uncouncious when you are snipping your fingers,
you then have to fuck her really hard so she forgets about the time, and when you cum,...
you shoot your load into her face and in that very moment you snip your fingers, so her lights go out.
Then you fuck her again but only wake her up by snipping your fingers shortly before you cum again.
and than again you snip your fingers.
You'll have to repeat that about 10 or a dozen times, (phew thats hard I know)
but if you succeed the girl will be so happy with you,
because she thinks you are the most potent man on this planet.
And you only cum for her just a ... yap... a roman candle.
dude: hey, hows your new girl doin with ya?
you: Last week i gave her a special surprise, and this week... man cant tell you what fucked up things
she's doin for me now in bed!!
dude: hey WTF? what did you do to get that chick so horny?
you: hey man it's easy.. I just gave her the roman candle...
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