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fuck my life

When something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. If you don't want to take shit from your life anymore, you say "fuck my life."

Tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. On top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can't make. Also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. Tom is fed up with the shit that his life and luck has shat on him, so Tom said "Fuck my life."

by Wolves At My Door July 1, 2013

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fuck my life

A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.

I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.

Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(

I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.

by piccolio September 27, 2007

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Fuck My Life

A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.

- In the morning after a sleepover -

1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*

2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.

1st Guy: Fuck My Life.

by Aviate March 20, 2009

160๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck your life

To let someone know there life is fucked, or there life should be fucked.

Hey Bobby the raiders won so fuck your life.

by Drunkenmaster October 13, 2006

70๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck my life

a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.

"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."


by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck my life

The motto of life for all students going through huge amounts of pain in completing certificate of sorts, specifically referenced commonly by University Students.

*Question* How does the relationship between two variables correspond to commentary of person x's assessment of relative elasticity *End Question*

*Student* 'Fuck My Life' *End Student*

by Super Mouse July 3, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck My Life

Because FUCK my LIFE

FUCK IT HARDER

FUCK MY LIFE.

by Fuckmylifegamzee March 10, 2017

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