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When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.
Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.
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Device used to soak up any and all wet spots on the kitchen floor.
Ah dammit I stepped in another wet spot walking through the kitchen. Oh well, at least my sock dried it up.
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Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.
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Do you think Morgan’s falcon is still running? He has to go pick up his sock from school
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1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.
2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."
2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
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Term used to describe a hit using one's fists.
Shut up for I SOCK you in yo eye!
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Shortened slang for “put a sock in it,” which sometimes just takes too much time and energy to utter when you need to tell someone to shut up.
Oh my God, you pathetic little whiner, just sock it!
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