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To slap a person in the face with an erect penis
My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!
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1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.
2. Going out with a much older man.
1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.
2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.
3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!
4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.
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When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.
When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap
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To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.
Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?
Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.
Denzil: Dirty little fucker.
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Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
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A band formed in Australia
That band Turkey Slap Saturday fucking ROCK!
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1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible
Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!
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