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The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days
Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!
5👍 10👎
When you cover your hands in peanut butter and jelly and stick it in her stank tank
I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"
2👍 7👎
A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.
“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.
Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.
Some guy who changed his profile pic to a wolf guy in discord and everyone now thinks he’s a furry
“Hey Uncrustable are you a furry?”……… “no”
When a girl has diarrhea and shits herself and you let it dry and then put grape jelly around her anus and eat it out while watching the sunset on the beach
Guy: I’m hungry asf!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over
Guy: perfect and suns just setting!